Friday, June 29, 2012

Summer 2012 Lusts and Musts!

Well everyone, it was 95 degrees in New York today, which means it is time to get SERIOUS about the summer months ahead. I myself started drinking extra water and going to weekly therapy in March, so I am slightly ahead of the game. But don't worry! It's not too late for you to catch up. The important things to remember about summer in New York City are that it is important for you to stay SEXY, ATTRACTIVE and ALIVE.

Here are some LUSTS and MUSTS I've scoured from the web that will keep you feeling hottt, even when it's hot!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

10 Things That Will Make You Feel OLD!!

By Rachel

1. Boy Meet World ended 12 YEARS AGO

2. Kids born in 1995 graduated high school THIS YEAR

3. You're NINETY-TWO

4. You were on board the Titanic...WHEN YOU WERE TWENTY


6. Steve from Blue's Clues looks like this:

7. You look like this:

8. You are old.

9. You have a basic awareness of the passage of time.

10. SpongeBob Square Pants is 13 years old...AND HE'S YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDSON

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Consider Protecting Your Facebook/Mind/Government Secrets With This Post

By Rachel

For those of you who do not understand the reasoning behind this posting, Facebook is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can now steal your content and/or read your mind to steal all future content/personal feelings/coordinates for the secret missiles. If you do not post a statement such as this once, then you are allowing public use of items such as your photos, your hopes and dreams, government secrets and the information contained in your status updates (including but not limited to what you ate for dinner, your weekend plans and/or whether or not you're bummed that it's Monday again.)

PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person, living or dead, and/or institution, mental or otherwise, and/or Agent, secret or talent, and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government, NASA, MIB (1-3), ASPCA, AARP, AAA, NCAA, MLB, HE Double Hockey Sticks, Shield or any other organization also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein and/or inside my own brain including, but not limited to my my photos, pictures where I'm making a "duck-face," pictures where my arms look fat, pictures with my ex-boyfriend, picture of my new boyfriend with his old girlfriend, pictures in which I'm flipping the "double bird," wiggling my tongue between my middle and fore-fingers, grabbing my breasts, hanging out of a teeny bikini, drinking everclear out of a dwarfs butthole, having sex with two black dudes, and/or any photos where I am or am not punching in my secret code at the government missile launching facility where I work as well as the comments made about my photos such as "cutiez," "lolcats," or "fart giggles" or any other "picture" art posted on my profile, including screen captures from Draw Something, photos of me making out with another girl, or an instagram of me wearing a sombrero, holding a flute of tequila and riding a missile like a bull.

You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein, especially all those pertaining to my sexual experiments, rampant and very public drug use, thoughts for or against the US government, and/or the exact location of all nuclear weapons. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student, psychic, director of mind control, Matrix designer, terrorist cell or any personnel under your direction or control/mind control. UCC 1-103-3546-3648///-545-- DBF V 1-308-WE234645@@@-:):):):(:(;(;(ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT (MOST) PREJUDICES

Monday, May 21, 2012

Celebrities Without Makeup

By Rachel

I LOVE seeing celebrities without makeup because it's like, whoa, they look just like you and me!  Check out these before and after pics I compiled.  Pretty CRAAAZY!

Kim Kardashian

With Makeup:

Without Makeup:
Kirsten Dunst

With Makeup:

Without Makeup:


With Makeup:

Without Makeup:

Marilyn Manson

With Makeup:

Without Makeup:
Incredible! Stars are just like us.  Except for Marilyn Manson.  WHAT A FREAK!!!
Thanks For Listening,

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Dogs I Like

by Rachel

1. My alive dog, Freddie.

2. My dead dog, Molly

3. This dog.

4. These dogs.

5. These dogs.

5. This dawg.

That's it!  Have a great day!


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wanted to share this quick pic of me and some friends from a party this weekend!