Friday, June 29, 2012

Summer 2012 Lusts and Musts!

Well everyone, it was 95 degrees in New York today, which means it is time to get SERIOUS about the summer months ahead. I myself started drinking extra water and going to weekly therapy in March, so I am slightly ahead of the game. But don't worry! It's not too late for you to catch up. The important things to remember about summer in New York City are that it is important for you to stay SEXY, ATTRACTIVE and ALIVE.

Here are some LUSTS and MUSTS I've scoured from the web that will keep you feeling hottt, even when it's hot!

               {LUST} Chanel emroidered suede sandals ($1,995)  

{Wouldn't you just love to wear these while strolling down the beach in the Hamptons!?}


{MUST} Bulk package of mousetraps and rat poison


{LUST} Birkin Bag ($15,000)

{Wouldn't this be a great thing to carry all of your money in?!}


  {MUST} Deadbolt for your front door


{LUST} Louis Vuitton crystal and feather earrings ($1,995)

{Wouldn't wearing these make you feel just like the black sheep member of the royal family?!}


{MUST} Prescription medications


{LUST}  Donna Karan New York sequined cashmere and silk top ($995) 

{Wouldn't wearing this make you feel some vague sense of guilt about something that you can't quite put your finger on!?}

   {MUST} Food and water


So anyway, you know, prioritize, and Happy Summer everybody!

xx, H.

*all clothing images from Polyvore

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